Hidden meanings in Company talk

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is *** up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......

"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare , tumhe promotion na de,

tum kam karte raho....

sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......

promotion ki ummed na karo.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega"

Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kehna.......

i am resigning, others will also do the same

if u don't ,,,,,

GET WELL SOON MAMU

Think differently and positively..

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He
held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few
coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped
them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some
words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see
the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to
the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the
one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?"
The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a
different way."

What he had written was:

"Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it."


Do u think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign
simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?


Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have.

Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. Invite
the people towards good with wisdom.

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Put The Glass Down Today

Once A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water
in it.He held it up for all to see; asked the students, "How much do you think this glass weighs?

'50gms!' ?....'100gms!' .....'125gms' ......the students answered.

'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor, 'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?'

"Nothing" the students said.OK what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.

You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?' Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis; have to go to hospital for sure! ventured another student ; all the students laughed.Very good.

But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? Asked the professor.No replied the students Then what caused the arm ache; the muscle stress?'
Instead What should I do? The students were puzzled. Put the glass down! said one of the students.

Exactly!'
said the professor' Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK. Think of them for a long time; they begin to ache.

Hold it even longer; they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges (problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to leep.

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh; strong; can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

Remember friend- PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep.That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh; strong; can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

Remember friend- PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY